Wordsmith Holler

Original Pulp Fiction

Category: My Craft

  • Sheep May Safely Graze: Sheep May Safely Graze – Part Three

    Sheep May Safely Graze: Sheep May Safely Graze – Part Three

    The hunters saw the sheep ripe for harvest. Xabier needed to do something. He pulled a book on photon electronics from its place on the workbench and flipped to metamaterials. He needed to uncloak the hunters.

    The middle refrain from Cantata Nº 208 seemed to doubt his resolve. The sheep fidgeted, taking turns climbing on each other’s backs. A line of ewes stood apart from the herd, staring at Xabier who sat at the workbench pondering the music as he fiddled with bits of wire. Bach intended the piece as a hunting song. Its true meaning rang in Xabier’s ear as he combed through the chapter. Soon he knew how to reveal the hunters.

    On paper, he drew a map of the far corner of the field. Around the triangle perimeter he marked squares and linked each with a thin wire. A tunable antenna would defeat the cloaking. Do it quickly, find their frequency, and reveal their hiding places. He would have to use the flock as bait.  It would be worth it if he could defeat the hunters.

    “Gizon adimentsua naiz, Xabier.” He smiled at his self-proclamation of brilliance.

    He picked out the sheep, pointing at two rams, a doe-eyed ewe and her lamb, and an older ewe. He mentally pictured them in the corner of the field waiting for the hunters with their bows and arrows. He would wait on the opposite corner, twisting the knob on the controller and revealing each hunter before they could kill. It might give his sheep a chance.

    “Hau lan egin behar da,” he said out loud and under his breath. Xabier knew his plan must work if the sheep had any chance.

    In the deep purple glow of dawn, he ran the last wire connecting all of the posts. He ran another length of wire away from the array up the hill and behind a rock. He then hurriedly buried the wire to hide it from view. The only thing left was the bait. He moved the five sheep into the corner of the field and let the others run up the field. 

    As the suns rose over the west horizon, he hid himself behind the rock and waited.

     

    Read more: Sheep May Safely Graze: Sheep May Safely Graze – Part Three
  • I Smell Like Daffodils

    I Smell Like Daffodils

    A Conversation

    “I suppose you’re happy now.”

    “You do smell better.”

    “And the flea circus washed away, gone down the drain, to never be seen again.”

    “A bit dramatic.”

    “I spent days training them to flip mid-air. Charlie could land on his nose.”

    “Never saw his performance. The stench overpowered me.”

    “Now I smell like daffodils.”

    “With a tinge of honey.”

    “I don’t like it.”

    [bctt tweet=”Now I smell like daffodils.”]

    “You know…”

    “What?”

    “No, I’d better not say it.”

    “Tell me!”

    “Well, you could roll around in the dirt over there and wipe away your bath scent.”

    “Good idea. I’ll be right back.”

    “Now you smell like stale soil mixed with piss.”

    “Yep, much better. Those fleas should be back in no time.”

    For Part 1, see Take a Bath, Already!

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  • Save a Tree, You Know

    Save a Tree, You Know

    A Conversation

    “WouldyouliketobuyamagazinesubscriptionsoIcangoto football camp?

    “Slow down. What are you doing?”

    “Selling magazines to go to camp.”

    “What camp?”

    “Football camp. I can go to football camp and get this cool radio if I sell enough subscriptions.”

    “I played football as a kid. We would just play in the mud.”

    “I don’t like mud.”

    [bctt tweet=”I don’t like mud.”]

    “Mud makes football. You have to become one with the field.”

    “We have a lot of different magazines; cooking, outdoors, home improvement. That sort of thing.”

    “And how does this help you at football camp?”

    “I earn points for my jersey. And I can get this cool radio.”

    “You really want the radio, huh?”

    “Yeah, it can be wound up in an emergency.”

    “Here’s twenty bucks. Go buy the radio.”

    “Don’t you want a magazine?”

    “No. Save a tree, you know.”

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  • The Double Chocolate Bar

    The Double Chocolate Bar

    He brought out the candy and tore the top edge exposing the chocolate. She longed for it. He snapped off the end and brought it to his mouth. He felt eyes on him and looked directly at the girl. She sat across from him on the upper deck. She smiled, and turned away.

    [bctt tweet=”Miss, can I give your daughter some of my chocolate?”]

    He moved the chocolate with his tongue and let the richness roll through his mouth. He caught her looking again. She smiled and buried her head in the sweater laying next to the window. He approached her. “Miss, can I give your daughter some of my chocolate?”

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  • Author Reading: A Diamond in Her Eye

    Author Reading: A Diamond in Her Eye

    “You’ll never get me to tell you where the jewels are,” the child said. She leaned back and smirked. So starts my short story A Diamond in Her Eye about a precocious little girl who also happens to be a jewel thief. How, you might ask? She is a shape-shifter. The story came about after one of those police procedurals on television where the detectives lean on the accused. I thought the twist of having a small child as the suspected thief would add a new twist.

    Enjoy!

    [embedyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stm20vpC1Ks[/embedyt]

    [bctt tweet=”You’ll never get me to tell you where the jewels are.”]

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  • Cindy's Sin - A Las Vegas Story: Cindy’s Sin – Chapter 12

    Cindy’s Sin – A Las Vegas Story: Cindy’s Sin – Chapter 12

    The Coin Castle King

    All the discarded neon from the hotels, motels, clubs, and casinos of Las Vegas ended up in the boneyard. Once shiny and bright, signs now waited here to die. Tucked behind a sign company, the boneyard only took visitors by appointment. It made a kitschy place to meet.

    Todd preferred this spot to any other place in Las Vegas. It wrapped up all of the glitter, glamour, and glitz into one place where secrets came to be forgotten.

    Wallace and Cindy found Todd standing beneath the Coin Castle King. The massive statue offered anyone a coin. For years, the king stood on Fremont Street until Todd decided to build his office and turned the casino below into a slots parlor. Nothing in Vegas lasts; the Coin Castle King stood rusting in the boneyard.

    Two men approached Wallace and Cindy. A bigger man with a mustache outstretched his hand. He pulled Wallace closer as they shook hands. The big bodyguard whispered in Wallace’s ear. The man stepped back and waited. Wallace took out his revolver and handed the gun to the man.

    “We’re just here to talk,” Wallace said. He regretted parting with the gun, but it made no sense to start a fight.

    The smaller bodyguard smoothed his hands over Cindy’s leather pants. He found no weapons. Wallace never gave Cindy a gun, a pocketknife, or anything that could be used as a weapon. She even left the rim fire pistol behind.

    She stood behind Wallace and peaked at Todd. A flood of emotions ripped through her and she lunged at him. Todd took a step back and let his bodyguards stop her.

    “Look girl, my fight was never with you,” Todd said. “Me and your dad had a disagreement, but you never came up.”

    (more…)

    Read more: Cindy’s Sin – A Las Vegas Story: Cindy’s Sin – Chapter 12
  • Sheep May Safely Graze: Sheep May Safely Graze – Part Two

    Sheep May Safely Graze: Sheep May Safely Graze – Part Two

    From his knapsack, Xabier retrieved a crust of sourdough bread and a jar of jelly made from some red berries that resembled pomegranate seeds and tasted like earth apples.

    He thought about his mother making jelly. Long dead, he presumed. When he signed up for this job, he was told time took on a different meaning here. Although he barely aged a year, decades passed on Earth, and his mother now likely rested in a plot under the olive trees.

    He covered the bread in jelly and brought the crust up to his lips for a bite.

    “Ze arraio?”

    He saw the flock rush away from the center of the meadow and make a stand against the far rocks. Xabier saw the black and two white sheep fall on the ground, bleating like they were dying. He rose, grabbing his staff and using it like an oar to bounce across the field to the fallen sheep. He dropped to the ground in a dead run to the center of the herd. He touched the neck of the nearest animal and brought up a hand covered in blood.

    Another animal fell, and the herd ran away from the danger. Xabier thought he saw a ripple of light and a blue flash right before the ewe fell. Her lamb spun away as another blue flash zipped from a ripple of light.

    Something was out there hunting the sheep!

    “Atzera,” he shouted, but the threat seemed to move closer to the herd. He saw another ripple and, for an instant, he thought he saw a face. Another animal fell, and he decided that instant to move the herd.

    He whistled long and hard. The sheep scrambled away from the rock fall and ran toward the barn.

    “Laster exekutatu. Run, my lovelies.”

    He flew the length of his staff and bounced up to the herd. He paddled forward until he reached the barn door, opening it quickly to let the sheep spill in. Safe inside, the animals stood in their breathing masks against the far wall of the barn. 

    A collective bleating sound could be heard as ewes searched for their lambs. Xabier looked through a portal to the meadow below. He saw a distinct ripple pattern moving the dead sheep off the field until five animals bordered the far side of the meadow.

    He then saw the dead sheep vanish from the meadow as if they were erased. He had been warned about the hunters but never thought he would encounter them.

    Read more: Sheep May Safely Graze: Sheep May Safely Graze – Part Two
  • Plan for World Domination

    Plan for World Domination

    A Conversation

    “That’s interesting.”

    “What is?”

    “This video on stem cells.”

    “How so?”

    “It says we can convert fat cells into stem cells and rebuild our bodies.”

    “Figures.”

    “You sound like you already knew this.”

    “No. But it all makes sense now.”

    [bctt tweet=”The plan for world domination. It all started in the 50s with Americans eating too much.”]

    “How so?”

    “The plan for world domination. It all started in the 50s with Americans eating too much.”

    “Okay. I still don’t follow.”

    “Fatten up the populace until they can’t walk and then rebuild them into lean fighting machines.”

    “I hardly think Uncle Rick will be turned into a fighting machine.”

    “Just look at him. Paunchy, big ol belly. He’s perfect for fat cell conversion.”

    “Yeah, but still. He lacks motivation.”

    “That’s the genius behind this plan. They can suck out Uncle Rick’s fat cells when he’s sleeping and when he wakes up he’ll be a marine!”

    “World domination huh?”

    “Yep. Just another reason for the world to hate us.”

     

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  • Sheep May Safely Graze: Sheep May Safely Graze – Part One

    Sheep May Safely Graze: Sheep May Safely Graze – Part One

    Tin, ting, tin, tang rang the bells of Cantata Nº 208. The boy rubbed sleep from his eyes and covered them to block the dancing sunlight streaming through a slit in the roof. He slipped on boots, a filter, and gloves.  The red sun inched across the sky and it would be half an Earth-month before nightfall. Without the chimes, he might have missed feeding time.

    Small frame, calloused hands, and a full head of sandy-brown hair, he looked very much like a boy, although he celebrated his 20th birthday three Earth months ago. He lost track of the time on this planet where the sun hung in the sky for roughly 37 Earth days. 

    Xabier escaped indentured Kleroaren army servitude by signing on as a shepherd on Caelora. Neither the nobles nor the clergy appealed to his solitary habits and rural ambitions, so he ran as fast as he could to the spaceport outside Barcelona. 

    Nineteen months of hibernation, passage in the Soliton Fold, and then he arrived. Xabier was left alone with a coat, a knapsack, a blanket, a staff, and some sheep to herd on the outskirts of the galaxy.

    The Caeloran atmosphere scattered sunlight into shades of violet no Earth sky could reproduce. The air felt dense as he floated to the barn sitting in the center of the Slydal Plain. The sheep numbered 99 and 1 huddled in a stable fashioned from a rusting freighter. The herd had trampled bracken across the metal floor, which the sheepherder had cut earlier when the sun sat only inches from its current position. He wished for nightfall if only to see the stars of the Pyrenees Constellation.

    While Caeloran came close to breathable air, the shepherd and sheep still needed a filter to achieve a good mix. He retrieved a bag of filters from the tack and proceeded to fit them around black noses. 

    “Egun ona Maite.” Xabier pulled the filter straps tight against the animal’s neck, then placed a weight belt on her haunches.  

    “Egun ona Ander.” He wished each animal a good day until the wooly faces stood in a corner anticipating the rush to the pasture.

    Xabier slipped on a weight belt, picked up a staff, and opened the gate. Bright, white light rushed into the barn, and the sheep bounced back into the shadows. “Nire maitaleak. Run, my lovelies.” 

    The sheep leaped from the barn, spilling out on the bright green pastureland, their front feet floating off the ground, anchored to the soil with only their hindquarter weight belts. Soon they settled down, their heads bobbing off the ground with each taste of the grass, as if they were bottom-heavy drinking birds bouncing into a glass.

    He took flying leaps over to a rock slab, watching the sheep graze nestled between towering cliffs and rock outfalls in the high-mountain valley. Nymphs and prairie gnats bounced in his hair, he smelled lavender rose, and he heard the sound of locust hum interrupted now and then by the bleating of sheep. 

    The shepherd believed this valley felt most like his home on Earth.

    Read more: Sheep May Safely Graze: Sheep May Safely Graze – Part One
  • Cindy's Sin - A Las Vegas Story: Cindy’s Sin – Chapter 11

    Cindy’s Sin – A Las Vegas Story: Cindy’s Sin – Chapter 11

    Neon Boneyard

    Cindy slept in a grey REO Speedwagon shirt on the overstuffed couch in Wallace’s office. A gauze bandage covered the hole in her arm and she crammed her bare toes into the cushion for comfort. The day had been a lot of trouble.

    Wallace gave her the t-shirt and some jeans from a bag his daughter stashed under his desk. Laying on the couch, Wallace realized how much Cindy reminded him of his girl. She no longer seemed tough; she seemed more like a small child. He thought this over as he studied the Hacienda Horse & Rider sign on Las Vegas Boulevard. At this end of town, the sign seemed out of place far from the neon of the Strip.

    He picked up the phone and waited for the line to connect. He watched tourists walk past his window as he waited. The conversation went right to the point.
    “The girl is here,” Wallace said.
    He listened to the voice in the receiver.
    “We’ll meet you at the boneyard at 9.”
    The line went dead. Wallace studied Cindy in her sleep. She took deep breaths and shook. He rocked back the chair and closed his eyes.

    A few hours went by and the afternoon sun lit up Wallace’s face. He opened his eyes and spotted Cindy watching him. He placed a hand on his forehead and yawned. His nap did not refresh him. Cindy tapped an impatient toe on the linoleum.

    “So, now what?” Cindy asked. Wallace run his hands through his hair. He was unsure how to proceed.
    “Todd will talk with you tonight. But he has his suspicions.”
    Wallace wondered too what Cindy planned to do when she met with Todd. Unless she planned to choke him, murder was out of the question. Earlier he placed her bloodstained dress in his trash and he had not found a gun or a knife. Whatever revenge she planned ruled out a gunfight.

    “What do you plan to do?” Wallace asked.
    “He murdered my daddy and I plan to avenge his death.” Cindy suddenly seemed aware of her lack of resources. The stub nose now seemed inadequate. She feared it. Still, shooting Loudin was an option.
    “I thought you could lend me a gun.”
    “Oh, hell no,” Wallace said. “I will not help you shoot him. I will help you talk, but nothing more.”

    Cindy considered using some charm then dumped the idea. Wallace was now a friend, and she did not want to spoil the feeling. “Besides, I promised no guns, no knifes, no nothing,” Wallace said. “We’re just going to hear his side of the story.”

    Cindy stamped her foot down hard and the lights on the Hacienda sign rolled around. Wallace marked time as the lights slowly dimmed and concluded Cindy had few choices. Still, he wasn’t in the murder game. Cindy crossed her arms and stood beside his chair. She placed a hand on his shoulder. “I made a promise to my dad,” Cindy said. “I can’t just let it go.

    Wallace pondered her argument. If Todd had killed her dad, she had a right to even up the score. However, the years had taught him there are many nuances to consider, and he needed to take in Todd’s story.

    “Let’s just go talk,” Wallace said. He still checked the Beretta in his holster to be safe. One thing being a deputy had taught him; it is better to come ready for a fight then to walk into an ambush.

    Cindy hugged his neck and smiled. She would get revenge. All they had to do was meet up with Todd Loudin.

    ~

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    Read more: Cindy’s Sin – A Las Vegas Story: Cindy’s Sin – Chapter 11