“WouldyouliketobuyamagazinesubscriptionsoIcangoto football camp?
“Slow down. What are you doing?”
“Selling magazines to go to camp.”
“Football camp. I can go to football camp and get this cool radio if I sell enough subscriptions.”
“I played football as a kid. We would just play in the mud.”
“I don’t like mud.”[bctt tweet=”I don’t like mud.”]
“Mud makes football. You have to become one with the field.”
“We have a lot of different magazines; cooking, outdoors, home improvement. That sort of thing.”
“And how does this help you at football camp?”
“I earn points for my jersey. And I can get this cool radio.”
“You really want the radio, huh?”
“Yeah, it can be wound up in an emergency.”
“Here’s twenty bucks. Go buy the radio.”
“Don’t you want a magazine?”
“No. Save a tree, you know.”
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