Wordsmith Holler

Original Pulp Fiction

Tag: writing

  • A Kenning Ramble

    A Kenning Ramble

    kenning ramble

    Deadline horror
    Original thinker
    Metaphor drifter

    Word shaper
    Keyboard charmer
    Alphabet wrangler
    Paragraph plodder

    Plot maker
    Scene creator
    Tension builder
    Page burner

    On the path to becoming
    an author.

    Read more: A Kenning Ramble
  • The Bedwell Curse

    I am sure she really meant no harm when she said, “You will never be a writer.”

    The shock of the statement caused me to burn inside and I ached to prove her wrong. My sophomore English teacher failed to understand my punctuation and short sentences that often lacked complexity or my fascination with Tyburn poems.

    “Rat-a-tat-tat,” she would write on my papers.

    “Less poetry, more exposition,” she scrawled in big red letters.

    [plain]Rhyming
    Timing
    Quaffing
    Imbibing
    Rhyming, timing spontaneity
    Rebuffed as a quaffing, imbibing wastefulness.
    [/plain]

    Sentences consisting of subject-verb-object became my bread and butter; my go to sentence when I needed to clearly state a point. Ten years of television journalism proved a simple sentence often was all that was needed.

    I felt pride in knowing Mrs. Bedwell was wrong.

    Yet, I wasn’t really sure.

    Writing 75 words a day for a crime story really doesn’t make for a deep writing career. The first day on the job as a science writer, I was assigned to write a 3,500 word story on a complex chemical reaction. I nearly left the Selectric II behind.

    “How do I start?” I asked my new editor Kippie.

    “Start by writing,” she had replied.

    I still couldn’t begin. This was the first time I considered Mrs. Bedwell might have been right.

    “You will never be a writer.”

    The blank page turned brighter and I just stared at it until whiteness filed the room. I was pulled out of my brooding by a phone call.

    “Just start,” Kippie, said through the speaker.

    The typewriter clacked out the first word. Then the next. Soon there was a page of thoughts and sentences. Surprisingly, some of it seemed to flow and tell the story. It was rough.

    “That’s what editors are for,” said Kippie, when I confessed it wasn’t very polished.

    Who knows if I am the writer Mrs. Bedwell envisioned.

    It doesn’t matter.

    I am the writer I want to be.

    [plain]Where you ever told you couldn’t write? Was that a proper judgement? If not, what did you do about it? Add your thoughts to the comments below.[/plain]
    Read more: The Bedwell Curse
  • The Thrill of Writing

    I started Wordsmith Holler to experiment and put myself out there. I have no other reason. It seemed pointless to keep writing first drafts and store them in the cloud. Stored and forgotten. Go ahead and post them and let others decide their true worth.

    I also do not understand the current publishing business. Writers are discovered online on Twitter. Can 140-character riffs really indicate your ability to write? I suppose if you are writing one-liners. Before my birth, a writer would sit in a pub, think Starbucks, and write an essay, short story, diatribe, and submit it for publishing. Edgar Allen Poe comes to mind.

    (more…)

    Read more: The Thrill of Writing
  • On the Path from Small to Large

    Small.
    Brownie Cottage.
    300 square feet.
    Enough room to sit.
    And maybe spin all around.
    The size of a gingerbread doghouse.
    If the dog was a small mastiff.
    A big dog with a very large appetite.
    With no place to store the dog food bags.
    The minimalists say we all could stand to slim down.
    That our mega mansions, stuff, and stacks of books signify waste.
    But the very thought of living in a one-room cabin frightens me:
    Like Thoreau living in an urban forest with no solitude or private pond.
    The stacks of books, hand selected, some with gold leaf edges are precious friends.
    Even if they spill off the shelves and pile up in towers on the floor.
    “You’re a hoarder,” say visitors who look down in disdain at my collection of wordy excess.
    And although I attempt to purge, sort, and reduce the pages, it is hard to part company.
    They all contain dreams, fantastic journeys, ginormous thoughts, hidden truths, ineffable fruit, obsolete wisdom, scientific hypotheses, and farce.
    Put them on a Kindle, they say, yet most are out-of-print, esoteric, or hand-me-down treasures.
    Which makes it all the more difficult to release them to a better place; a Goodwill, or a book sale.
    So they stand stacked like beleaguered sentries circled in spindly towers keeping silent watch over words cluttering the floor.
    They wait and watch with dread wondering when they will be released into the world and set free.
    Each knows I haven’t the courage to sort, pick, or drop any of them into a box.
    A certain belief none of them will be downsized to shoehorn them into a tiny house.
    Or are they mistaken to express this joyful expectation that they are so highly regarded?
    Unfortunately some must be labeled, screened, and stacked for certain delivery to the curb.
    The house must shrink from 3,500 to 1,700 squares, albeit not a one-room schoolhouse.
    It is still smaller than the library where the sentries now stand guard.
    The childhood adventures remain and the college texts with inspired margin notes.
    Each is carefully stacked next to the poems and dime-store mysteries.
    The free classics will find a home electronic and portable.
    Words stacked neatly alphabetical in my library virtual.
    I will sneak in some Steinbeck or Holmes.
    The rest will be donated for free.
    To give others pleasure or pain.
    The words will worm inward.
    To plant a seed.
    An inspirational spark.
    To think.
    Large.

    Copyright 2015, Michael S. Sommermeyer. All Rights Reserved.

    [plain]This shape poem works from one to 20 words and then back to a single word. Pick a topic and write your own shape poem. Add it to the comments below.[/plain]
    Read more: On the Path from Small to Large
  • Making Time

    I dislike the gym. I do not have a gym membership and the thought of exercise sends me back to the couch. I like the couch. It is safer and never leads to a pulled back muscle. Of course, I could use some stretching of my back muscles.

    Writing – the actual practice of sitting down and writing – has never been a problem. I mean, the actual knocking out of words. The words flow when I need them too and I can write understandable sentences. Those words are for work assignments; I never have trouble writing for work.

    Creative writing is a challenge. It always feels like it should come as easy as my non-fiction or technical writing. And it should be perfect on first draft.  That perverse thought comes from my television career. When writing news it is a once-off and there is no time for multiple drafts. You correct the errors on the next version and send it off to the teleprompter. Such is the quick pace of writing television news stories.

    However, with creative writing, I want the words to flow and the stories to build without hesitation. It is never the case; creative writing requires more effort. I sit and get stuck in the character, or the plot takes a turn, or I get down a rabbit hole and it leads to a dead end. Creative writing makes my back hurt.

    So I must make the time. Create a schedule and stick to it. Allow the stories to be told in their way rather than forcing the words to tell the tale. Take some time to ponder. Listen to the words. Then write them down.

    [plain]What kind of a writing schedule do you keep? Add your thoughts to the comments below.[/plain]
    Read more: Making Time