Wordsmith Holler

Original Pulp Fiction

Category: My Craft

  • My Stroke: Recovery and Graduation

    My Stroke: Recovery and Graduation

    I suffered a stroke on July 15, 2015.

    One eye was bigger than the other and I was paralyzed in an altering pattern; my left face was numb, my right arm was numb, and my left leg was numb. Not the usual pattern for a stroke. Yay, me. Always having to be different.

    Thankfully, I could still understand others, listen, and sit up. Unfortunately, I was unable to walk without falling down, read, watch television, concentrate, write, type, or speak in a linear sentence. To give you an idea, I spoke in fragments of Verb, Object, Subject, so a normal sentence might have come out “Walking around the park I went.” Yes, very Yoda-like.

    I resigned myself to a life of being unable to do my job as a writer and communicator. It seemed like the only thing to do. Sit in my bed and hope for the best.

    After a week, they sent me to the rehabilitation wing. The key was they didn’t take no for an answer. I had to start walking even though the whole hallway was tilted at a 90-degree angle. Just try to walk. I fell over most of the time with a guy shouting at me to get up and try again. It was the closet I’ve come to football two-a-days.

    I tried wearing an eye patch to tilt the world upright. It didn’t work. So, I spent my time after my three-hours of rehab focusing on bringing the TV from vertical to horizontal. I didn’t really care to watch TV; I used the picture as a guide to tilt it back counterclockwise 90-degrees.

    After a week, the TV was close to horizontal. It was slightly askew to the right, but it was close enough. Walking started to improve and I could stumble down the hall without running into the wall.

    Walking became jumping over cones and then balancing on one leg. It was tedious and not as fun as learning how to walk as a toddler.

    I took forever to climb a flight of stairs. You had to learn how to climb stairs before you went home. I couldn’t drag my left leg up and had to spend hours working on accomplishing this task.

    They tried to teach me how to type again and that was quite a challenge. I knew I could touch type but I couldn’t make my fingers work as fast as my brain. I never really accomplished this at the rehab hospital.

    After three weeks of rehabilitation, I could go home after my stroke. I still couldn’t walk without help and the entire world was super bright and out of focus. I went home and decided I could at least feed myself. I was feeling sorry for myself and depressed. Stroke recovery seemed like a bad way to end up at 52

    My wife decided I wasn’t going to sit around. You know those books we all used in the first grade to learn cursive? Darla brought those home and insisted I practice writing my letters. Big block letters and puzzles for 7-year-old’s filled each page.

    I traced letters, then started making words. I must have written out my own name hundreds of times.

    Once I could write words, I tried to write sentences. Thankfully, they started to make sense and followed Subject-Verb-Object. I was closer to returning to writing for a living.

    I then started pecking at the keyboard. I had to look at the keys and felt much like I did in my first typing class. It was taking a long time and I kept hitting the wrong keys. I never would return to 45-words a minute. I was more like 10-words a minute.

    Still, I made progress and decided I could return to work and I made a goal of writing something everyday. Soon I decided to write short stories online and averaged 500 words everyday writing short stories and poems. I wrote a short novelette Cindy’s Sin, a collection of short stories, some poems, and published them on Amazon.

    Four years later and I am making plans for a novel. I thought about my journey when I started editing some of my short stories. Some of my writing is good and some needs some work.

    But isn’t that what being a writer is all about? I look forward to the future and honestly think I am finally close to where I was before the stroke.

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  • I Wander Away, Ebook on Kindle

    I Wander Away, Ebook on Kindle

    Take along my collection of short stories to your vacation cabin. Simple short stories, with a mix of fantasy, science fiction, and mysteries. Read now with a download on Kindle or KU.

    What do you do when your world is suddenly erased? In Plato’s Bougainvillea Vine a young couple faces this new reality and rather than shrink in horror, they do something about it.

    In A Moment of Pure Truth, a litigator learns there is more to life than listening to petty problems and it takes a magical tree to set him on the right path.

    A thief keeps a police detective on his toes as she goes about stealing a prized diamond. Or did she just become the detective?

    These stories, plus the problem with cell towers awaits the reader in this collection of short stories.

    I wrote these stories soon after relearning how to type following my stroke in 2015. The whole process aided in my stroke recovery.

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  • Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing: Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing – Part Nine

    Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing: Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing – Part Nine

    Trash and debris covered the floor leading to the lab. Nurses, guards, and other people covered in blood and gashes poured out of rooms lining the hall. We stumbled passed them and ran toward the center of destruction.

    We turned a corner. I noted a considerable rip running through the center of the lab like a giant claw hammer had torn through the building. Pieces of paper, debris, and insulation floated where the ceiling used to be. I now went to the central area, where all the computers and Dan-clones had been standing.

    On the far end of the room, Colonel Cox slumped against the wall and a smudge of blood showed where his head used to sit on his shoulders. There was no way he wasn’t dead.

    The chest of the clone I once thought was my brother Dan, sat on the floor next to the colonel’s body. Wires, tubes, and fluid dripped out of the bottom. He had no legs. With an outstretched hand he motioned for me to come closer.

    “He wanted me to kill you,” said the clone. “Use our collective mind to alter the weather and destroy you. I couldn’t do it. Our creator never wanted us to do evil. We only were designed…”

     The clone stopped whirling and his mouth froze before he could finish his sentence.

    “Designed to end a drought, time rain storms to optimize the growing season, make it possible to enjoy a snowstorm on Christmas Eve,” said a familiar voice.

    I turned away from the clone and Colonel Cox to face a haggard version of my brother Dan. He had a bandage around his waist and was standing on crutches next to the nurse from earlier. Behind him, a gigantic cube rotated on a wall screen.

    I wondered if it was really my brother.

    “Come here, brother. Let me look at you,” said Dan. I hesitated. “Oh, I’m real,” he said. “I’m not one of these clones.”

    “I don’t understand. Why didn’t you come home?”

    “I wanted to. But I came back less of myself,” he said grabbing my arm. “I wandered around until I could pull it together. By the time I finished college, everyone believed I was dead. I decided it was better that way.”

    “Mom would have taken you back in dead or alive,” I said. “Your death hit her real hard.”

    Dan pulled me closer. My brother was very much alive.

    “I understand none of this. Messing with the weather, tearing up Pretty Prairie, all those people dead. It makes no sense,” I said to my brother.

    “I never wanted that,” said Dan. “Colonel Cox forced me to develop my invention into a weapon. In the lab, I wanted to make it rain,” he said. I stood feeling both happy and confused.

     “It was a fluke. One minute I was tinkering at a university in Wisconsin and the next thing I was heading up an Air Force weapons program here in Kansas.”

    “How did you get to be so smart?” I asked. The Dan I loved was more of a jock than a scientist. “Facing death in the desert changes your perspective,” he said. “And being forced to kill your little brother changes everything back.”

    “We’ll, I’m glad you didn’t kill me,” I laughed. Charlie chimed in. “Me too. I don’t think rotting in a grave would have fit into my life of ignorant bliss.”

    We all laughed.

    I sat at the counter in the diner in Pretty Prairie waiting for Sally to refill my coffee. Farmers overfilled the place and my favorite waitress didn’t seem to notice me as usual. She was too busy handing out plates of eggs, bacon, and toast. I thought about reaching behind and filling my cup myself.

    The bell on the door of the diner rang out and in slipped Dan and Charlie returning from filling the car with gas and stowing our things. Dan slapped me on the back.

    “Best be going brother.”

    “Yeah, after I refill my coffee.” Sally made it to my end of the counter holding the pot of black gold and looking as sassy as ever.

    “Think you can give me a go cup?”

    “Will you finally get the hell out of here?”

    Charlie laughed. “I don’t think she ever liked you.” Sally smiled. “Oh, I like him. About as much as I like liver and onions.”

    She handed me a Styrofoam cup and touched the back of my hand. A soft, flirtatious goodbye.

     Just the way I like it.

    THE END

    Jake Rutledge returns in Jake Rutledge and the Acadiana Gator Treasure

    Part One – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Two – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Three – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Four – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Five – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Six – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Seven – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Eight – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Nine – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing

    Looking for a new adventure? Walk around in Jake’s shoes.https://t.co/OOkd9VBHyh pic.twitter.com/FvqK46Ra8w

    — wordsmithholler (@wordsmithholler) July 11, 2018


    If you enjoyed this story, consider reading Cindy’s Sin, the first novelette I wrote after my stroke.

    Read more: Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing: Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing – Part Nine
  • The Man of Her Dreams

    The Man of Her Dreams

    Image by William Dais from Pixabay

    Waslken pointed the pod toward a bright spot on the blue marble and rode the adrenaline rush as the planet’s atmosphere burned off bumpy mollusks clinging to his spaceship. The ship emerged shiny and clean cruising into a dusky sky opposite the glow of space. He recalibrated his descent and selected a dark spot away from the city lights.

    A flash lit up Katie’s bedroom, bouncing off the porcelain dolls, the softball trophies, and the posters of Joan Jett, Kiss, and a dozen smaller photos of male teens with guitars. The light lasted long enough for her to see her knees wobble. Then it went out, and she sat alone listening to a cricket. The night air now smelled of burning metal. Awake, she grabbed a flashlight and climbed out her window.

    Waslken settled his craft on the dirt next to the farmhouse, extinguished the rockets under the pod, and opened the nose. An octopus, the spaceship wrapped around him like a Coke bottle. He contracted his body and pushed out in a whoosh. He plopped onto the ground to rest.

    Katie watched the cone open, and she stared in awe. In her comic books, first contact never happened to girls in high school. She giggled with excitement. However, when the octopus leapt from the ship she screamed.

    Waslken took a minute to recover from the rigor of leaping from the craft. Then he heard the high-pitched wail. At that moment, he scanned the screaming creature’s memories and found a more pleasing shape to present himself. He transformed into a brooding male teen with long blonde hair and a ripped muscle shirt. He stood at the base carrying a red guitar.

    In her surprise, Katie closed her eyes tight, dropped the flashlight, and crumpled to her knees. After a moment of silence, she peeked and found the heartthrob she idolized standing under the rocket. Katie forgot her fears. She screamed again in joy and ran towards the teen carrying the flaming guitar.

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  • Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing: Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing – Part Eight

    Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing: Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing – Part Eight

    That’s when I recognized it. They dressed Dan in a pure white cloth suit covering up a series of tubes, wires, and circuits. He wasn’t my brother! He was just an android made to resemble him.

    “Why does he look like Dan?” I roared at the colonel.

    “He was a good as anyone,” Colonel Cox answered. “We needed a face of a person already dead. It didn’t matter who. Your brother popped up.”

    In fact, all the scientists in white coats looked like Dan. There must have been six or seven.

    “Why so many?”

    “The whole thing is a secret experiment,” said the colonel. “Your presence puts a crimp in the plan. We will have to figure out what to do with you.”

    Colonel Cox stared at me and in our locked eyes I realized he would not let me go back to Pretty Prairie.

    “What have you done with Charlie?” I realized I hadn’t seen my friend since the fight outside our cell. Even if he was with me, I didn’t expect he was going to just walk out of here either.

    “He’s entertaining my guys,” said the colonel. “He’ll be along soon.”

    Dan rose from his chair and walked over to the colonel. He looked calm, and I wondered if his protest with the flag had been an act.

    “I feel much better now,” Dan told the colonel. “I remain in your service.”

    “What is he, a slave?” I shouted at Cox. “The only reason I’m in this mess is because I believed him when he said you were trying to turn the weather into a weapon. Plus, he looked like my brother.”

    “Amazing what a little tuneup and a computer wipe can do to make you more than willing to press on,” said the colonel. “Are you seeing what’s going on here?”

    Actually, I did, and it made me mad.

    “We will keep testing this weapon and no one will be the wiser,” said the colonel. “Guards. Take him and clean him up. I don’t want to see him again.”

    The guards pushed me all the way down the hall, passed the weight room, around the corner through another narrow hallway, until we arrived at an infirmary where I found Charlie. He was sitting on a raised gurney with a nurse swabbing blood off his right eyebrow.

    “It looks like you took it harder than the other guy,” I said. Charlie winced as the nurse dabbed on some iodine. His left arm was in a sling, and he resembled a torn raggedy doll.

    “I don’t know why they are fixing you up,” I said. Charlie frowned, and I was honest with him. “I get the distinct impression they plan to kill us.”

    “No, we will not kill you,” said a blue-shirted sergeant. “We will let a tornado do that.” He laughed. Charlie and I did not join him. In fact, it was the first time I recognized fear in Charlie’s eyes. “Tornado?”

    “Yeah, we’re testing the weather machine on you next.”

    “We’ve already had it tested on us, so we’re good,” I retorted. The sergeant just looked at me failing to laugh. He did not see the irony of my previous experience in Pretty Prairie. He turned away to talk to the other guards.

    “Well, we should look at you too,” said the nurse in a pleasant tone like she was stitching up two farmers rather than sending a couple guys to their doom.

     “I’ll need you to show me your arm, hon.” I waited and hesitated. She smiled. I did as she told me and watched the airmen in blue.

    The biggest guard bummed a cigarette off the littlest, and they stood in front of a door talking. They reminded me of that cartoon where the alpha dog prances around with the little dog yapping and jumping after him. The little guy was trying too hard to laugh at the big guy’s jokes.

    The nurse placed an electrode on my left temple, my neck, my arm, and my chest. She had also dressed Charlie with wires coming out of his shirt. I suppose she was prepping me for the science project they planned to conduct on Charlie and me.

     When she had finished dabbing my cuts, the nurse took the gauze and iodine and danced around the guards. She smiled, pretended to laugh at the airman’s joke, and hurried out the door.

    That left me and Charlie alone. I felt rotten and Charlie appeared worse.

    “So what’s the plan? Drive us out into the prairie, tie us up, and wait for the tornado to pound us without a weather warning?” Both guards looked through me and went back to laughing.

    “Seriously. You don’t think we’re going with you without a fight?” I taunted them with the hope they would come closer.

    The airman weighed in. “Yeah, we will strap you down like guinea pigs and wait for the storm. Now sit over there and be quiet.”

    “I hardly think you can hold me down, let alone the little guy.” The small guard bristled at my taunt and started toward us. “Look dude, I’m the one with the gun.”

    He had a point. Charlie and me only had our fists and each other. Still, I thought I could take him. I inched toward the guards. Charlie stood with me. Both of the guards reached for their holsters and told us to stop.

    “Come one step closer, and we’ll shoot,” said the big guy. It appeared he hoped we would rush them.

    “Look. We’re tired, we want to go home, and we’re done with today,” I said. “If you want to shoot us, do it. Shooting us would be a relief.”

    The larger guard laughed and the little guy joined in. I didn’t care at this point. The whole mess wore me out.

    “Sorry, I got you into this.” Charlie shrugged his shoulders and stood taller.

    Before we could start a fight, the room shook, and we fell to the floor. Dust and smoke rolled into the room and a massive explosion took out the lab.

    I jumped up, and reaching through the dust, grabbed Charlie by the arm. Together we leaped over the guards and ran toward the lab.

    Part One – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Two – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Three – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Four – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Five – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Six – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Seven – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Eight – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Nine – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing

    Looking for a new adventure? Walk around in Jake’s shoes.https://t.co/OOkd9VBHyh pic.twitter.com/FvqK46Ra8w

    — wordsmithholler (@wordsmithholler) July 11, 2018

    I you liked this story, check out Cindy’s Sin, the first novelette I wrote about a girl traveling to Las Vegas to get revenge.

    Read more: Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing: Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing – Part Eight
  • The Highway to Sioux Falls

    The Highway to Sioux Falls

    Hot oil from an onion ring burned him on the upper lip and he winced as he bit and slurped in the translucent ring. Despite his efforts, the heat from the oil burnt his mouth, making his eyes water. The Friday Night parade of teens swarmed the Arctic Circle drive in with honking car horns, squealing girl voices bouncing on benches, and engines revving as carloads of boys stopped to tease the girls with whistles and antics. He chewed on the onion ring in the news van watching the high school kids through the side window.

    Brandon Thaurer, weekend news anchor and sports reporter, took a bite of his burger. A half hour earlier he interviewed Betsy Smalls, the city’s champion softball pitcher. A minor story, with only a soundbite and pitching video, to round out the late night broadcast. Dinner had to come quick so he could run back to the station and edit the videotape.

    He was a celebrity in this little pond of 6,000, the smallest television market in America. If he even took a walk into a restaurant, people would swarm and beg for an autograph. He really didn’t like the attention because he was shy and only a journalist. He didn’t take the job to be famous. To save time, and reduce his stress at all the attention, he grabbed fast food and ate in the van.

    He worked alone again as a reporter and photographer; a one-man-band to save the station owner the cost of two employees. He didn’t mind doing all the work because it saved time and let him make an excuse for not being such a big shot. He couldn’t sign autographs if he was running the camera. Plus, he only shot what he knew would go into the final report. Back at the station, he could have his video and soundbite ready for air in ten minutes.

    Brandon once took his camcorder out to shoot a quick video about a weekend marathon. To establish the race and show it happening, he ran ahead of the fastest runners to catch shots of the lead pack. He caught them three or four times and could have won the marathon himself if he wasn’t carrying the weight of 75 pounds of camera and tape deck. Plus, he was an observer and not a participant.

    Glendive was his first job in broadcasting and he had worked his way up at the station starting as a producer, then a photographer, then a reporter, and now the weekend news anchor. He had worked hard and learned about as much as he could in Montana. He dreamed of sitting at the anchor desk at KSFY in Sioux Falls. A return of sorts to Iowa since he grew up in Grand Rapids.

    Besides being known by the women of Glendive for his small dimple when he smiled, the men called him the crazy dude who was always running around poking his nose into the reasons behind cattle stench, house fires, bar fights, and rodeo events. He filled his reel with these homespun features, yet he lacked the tough stuff he knew would impress the Sioux Falls news director.

    This left him going after sunset searching for a grim tragedy to make his audition tape pop. Despite his best efforts, he only could round up the champion softball player.

    “Highway 16, before Hollecker Lake Bridge, a vehicle accident. Unknown injury,” the scanner in the van shouted out. He waited before jumping into the driver’s seat. “10-4, Sally. Sheriff en route. Save a longhorn and make a pot of coffee.”

    Brandon knew Sheriff Bell, and despite the stereotype, he learned the Sheriff embraced his love for doughnuts. He often brought a dozen when he needed a reason to bend the Sheriff’s ear.

    Brandon chased the voice of the sheriff and drove out to Hollecker Lake. He punched the gas until the rundown barns, old cars, and farm houses blurred parallel to the road as the news van flew past them. The fragrance of cattails, cornstalks, and the sugar beat factory blew through the open window mixed with musty, earthy humidity of the Yellowstone river.

    He slammed on the brake pedal as he came up on a cloud of smoke and the taillights of a bus or motor home. Dead grass, rocks, and broken glass crunched under van tires as he parked behind the accident.

    A woman fell from a door in the motor home and stumbled onto the shoulder. He could see tears running across her cheeks and she was waving frantically for him to stop. She had a bloody gash on her forehead. As soon as he stopped, the woman ran toward the news van waving for him to come closer.

    “He’s hurt. My daddy. I think he’s dead,” she wailed. He plucked up a light and made his way to the motor home. She said something about the motorhome coming to a hard stop after hitting something. A deer? She didn’t know. Brandon didn’t see an injured animal. He shined the light, and it reflected off the window blinding him. The woman pushed him toward the open door.

    “He was driving. And now he’s not breathin’,” she said. “Hurry. Please help.” She gasped in a swallow of air and cried again.

    Brandon stepped into the motor home and navigated past a broken mug, spilled coffee, torn pillows, and a gate separating the motorist from the living quarters. The driver slumped over the wheel making guttural gasps. Brandon touched the man’s neck and found a weak pulse.

    “I think he’s broke his neck,” said Brandon. He had once seen a bull rider with a broken neck. “Did you call 9-1-1?” The woman gasped at his matter-of-fact reporting of her dad’s shallow breathing. Brandon realized he was making it worse. “I really don’t know how hurt he is.”

    The woman stuttered. “Yes. I called them on the CB, and they are sending someone.” She wailed again.

    He squeezed the mic on the CB and saw the radio flash on Channel 9. He tried not to sound like a news anchor and just talk into the mic. “To anyone listening. We’ve had an accident just before Hollecker Lake. We need an ambulance.” He breathed in a deep breath and tried to calm his nerves.

    He waited for a reply. “Comin’ your way, son.” Brandon recognized Sheriff Bell’s voice. “Sheriff, it‘s Brandon Thaurer. We’ve got a guy dying and his daughter with a cut to the head.”

    “Affirmative. I see you.”

    Brandon saw the rhythmic flashing of red and blue lights in the mirror as the sheriff and an ambulance stopped behind the cruiser. A swarm of men rushed up to the front and Sheriff Bell poked his head into the motor home. “Get out of the way, son. We’ll take it from here.”

    Sheriff Bell reminded him of his father. He was the same age and size and Brandon deferred to the older man. A thumping in his chest brought back the time he doubted he thought his dad believed he was ready for the job.

    “Go to work. Be a newsman and allow us to do what we do,” said the Sheriff. Brandon watched the men push past him.

    Outside a cool breeze wrapped around the motor home giving him a chill. He shook it away. On the shoulder, a gray-uniformed attendant cleaned up the woman’s head.

    “I know who you are. You’re on the TV.”

    Brandon blushed and put out his hand. She refused it.

    “I won’t talk to you. I don’t want to talk to you. I want no one to know how my daddy died.” She covered her face and backed away.

    “Just tell me what happened.”

    “We hit it,” she said. “It came out of nowhere.”

    “What was it?”

    “Daddy was laughing and then he wasn’t.” The woman cried. “It came at us so fast.”

    “But what was it?” The woman cried louder and pushed him away. He still had no clue, and he felt like he should be more sympathetic. But he needed that one soundbite that would make this worthwhile. It upset him he couldn’t get it.

    Brandon hoped maybe she might talk later. A couple other attendants brought up a gurney to the motor home and Brandon looked through the viewfinder of the camera and captured video of the accident.

    He shot a establishing view of the accident and then a shot of the flashing lights reflected in the spilled oil and antifreeze on the pavement. A shot of the lights on the cruiser and a shot of the attendants fussing with the gurney. Finally, he followed the attendants as they climbed out of the motorhome with the driver. Brandon held out a mic.

    “Sherriff, anything you can tell me?”

    The sheriff shook his head with a grim face and looked away from Brandon. He felt like an intruder, but he needed to know.

    To keep telling the story, Brandon shot video of the emergency crew to the end of the motorhome and waited as they moved the driver into the ambulance. The daughter followed them crying and hugging the waist of another woman who had climbed out of a car behind the ambulance. A family friend or the woman’s mother? He would try to find out. In the meantime, Brandon captured everything happening on video. He thought this might make the audition tape. However, he still needed an emotional soundbite.

    Brandon set the camera down on the ground and looked through the viewfinder at the front wheels. He considered this a creative shot with a different viewpoint on the accident. In the viewfinder, he saw something blocking his view of the road. Brandon zoomed in on the object and looked again.

    In the closeup, Brandon saw a face looking at him. A man, roughly in his thirties, with a beard and a large gash on his cheek. He zoomed out on the face and saw a body twisted around laying next to a motorcycle. It looked odd and Brandon wondered why it looked like a cornfield scarecrow. He realized the head was facing backward instead of forward. He was looking at the man’s back.

    Brandon leaped from the camera and shouted for help. “I see someone under the motorhome! Come quick.” Astonishingly, no one had thought to look under the motorhome.

    Everyone came running including the crying woman and her friend. The Sheriff followed Brandon’s finger to the body.

    “My God,” said Sheriff Bell. One of the ambulance attendants inched his way to the body and looked for a pulse. “I’ve got nothing,” he said. “This guy’s dead.”

    Brandon waited and watched as a tow truck pulled the motorhome off the dead motorcyclist. He shot more video even though he didn‘t think he could use it because the scene was too brutal for the evening news. Instead, he tried to get interviews again. He still needed a soundbite. This time everyone seemed in shock and even more than unwilling to talk.

    He drove back to the station with the window rolled down, taking in the river, the musk of the water, and the taste of the night. He thought about the accident. The motorcyclist died when he collided with the motorhome. The driver, who had been laughing with his daughter moments before the impact, died on his way to the hospital. The accident came out of nowhere and ended two lives.

    In the edit bay, Brandon cut the video and wrote the story. He added it to his tape after the downtown church fire and behind the story on the Mormon cricket infestation. He took out the shot of the motorcyclists’s eyes, which were too grim, haunting, and unsuitable for television.


    If you liked this story, check out Cindy’s Sin, the first novelette I wrote about a girl traveling to Las Vegas to get revenge.

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  • The Roamer

    The Roamer

    The young lass Weathersby,
    Reared a rake lecher
    The boy gained infamy,
    As a cruel corrupter

    Each conniving victory,
    Sent his renown farther
    ‘Til the repeated story,
    Hit the ears of a roamer

    She vowed utter destruction,
    To get his goat superbly
    Leaving the boy’s seduction,
    An act even he would decry

    Not knowing the strategy,
    The boy pursued her ardor
    She paid him in agony
    By ignoring his marker

    Dauntless he went unshrinking,
    To try a second enthrall
    And a third, fourth gallantly
    Yet all failed to bethrall

    How could this be happening?
    No doubt his charming mystique,
    And charisma were unraveling
    A question of technique.

    He pondered the circumstance,
    The sea reins in fish swimming
    Seeking a wife happenstance
    The girl was not worth pursuing

    No longer known to philander,
    The boy returned to the yoke
    Became an esteemed farmer
    A winner to the townsfolk

    He married Miss Ashebee,
    After she went to courting
    The roamer from Kilkenny
    Who had no use for sorting.

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  • The Dead will Pile Up

    The Dead will Pile Up

    “Ready,” the squad officer shouted out.

    I stood at the ready waiting for the order to shoot. Five rifles with laser sights pointed at the target dancing with my heartbeat. I took a short breath. The laser lights danced again.

    “Citizen, society demands control, which you have none of.” The words bounced in my rattled head. “You will learn to control your impulses. Or the dead will pile up.”

    Freedom or conformity. Transformation or tradition. Creativity or reality. I chose liberty. I had been warned.

    “Aim,” the officer shouted.

    I only wanted to be left alone, to pursue my painting, and make my children happy. To make my mother proud.

    I winced waiting for the shot. I failed to master my thoughts, to forsake my family, and conform to the state. I now face the consequences of my lack of control.

    “Fire!”

    The rifles ran out. The bullets hit their target and my body slumped to the ground. Blood covered the wall and I knew my mother was dead. I stifled my anguish.

    “Next!”

    The soldiers pulled my mother’s body out of the way discarding it on a pile. Another group brought out a sobbing boy aged roughly seven.

    My son!

    “No, I will conform. I will only teach restraint. I respect strict compliance.”

    “Ready.”

    My son wailed and I pleaded again.

    “I can serve. My children can serve. My boy can serve.”

    “Aim.”

    “I beg you. I have changed. I understand the power of control.”

    “Fire!”

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  • Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing: Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing – Part Seven

    Jake Rutledge and the Guy With Bad Timing: Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing – Part Seven

    “I am not sure he is my brother, and I am not sure he isn’t my brother,” I was talking to myself and Charlie didn’t care. With Dan missing, I felt absurd once I heard the words come out of my mouth. Charlie just let me ponder it out.

    “He resembles him, but he doesn’t act like him,” I pondered. “And you know Charlie, he knew nothing about the time I smacked him in the head with my front forks. I don’t think he’s my brother.”

    “Well, then who is he?” asked Charlie who bounced in his seat as we passed over a pothole.

    Before he was dead, I started asking Dan some questions. The motorcycle accident came up as a little test of his memory and my brother failed. He knew nothing about being hit in the head with my front forks. He failed a few other memory tests too. Such as the time we tried to set the farm ablaze with fireworks.

    None of this matter though because Dan didn’t want to walk down memory lane. He was still on a mission and before I could call him on his memory lapses, he told me about his plan to get back to the base, capture the weather machine, and keep the Air Force from turning it into a weapon.

    He had pulled himself off the IV stand and was still alive. He knew the Air Force would come for him, and he was just waiting.

    “I will power down for a few minutes and get some rest,” Dan told me before shutting his eyes. A few minutes later I found the contacts. Dan never moved an inch. Then the Air Force came, Dan escaped, and Charlie and I were going to the brig.

    I caught Charlie up to the present.

    Dan had told me he had to get back to the base, sneak into the lab, and take away the weather machine. I presumed he meant to destroy it, but everything was happening so fast I forgot to ask questions.

    “The guy isn’t dead?” Charlie questioned my story. We were riding with five of the airmen, and they had already warned us to “shut our mouths.”

    “No. In fact, he should be right behind us.”

    I lost track of Dan when I had to run outside to stop World War III. Before I left the diner, I convinced Sally to attend to him and do whatever he wanted.

     I now wondered if that was such a good idea. Sally counted on tips to round out her check, and she might have put off any field trips to the base. I glanced at my watch.

    “Just after two,” I muttered to myself. “Sally should have finished the lunch rush.”

    “What part of quite don’t your get?” an airman asked. “Why are you talking to yourself?”

    I glared at him, but didn’t open my mouth again until we rolled into the base. Charlie looked at me and nodded.

    We have been friends a long time and Charlie seems to understand my impromptu plans by a simple glance. He rose from his seat and lunged at me.

    “You no-good bastard,” Charlie screamed. “This is your fault.” He threw a punch, which landed on my chin. I fell backward. As I scrambled to climb up, two airmen wrestled Charlie and pinned him against a tire.

    “What the hell is going on in here?” Colonel Cox stood at the back of the van waiting for an answer.

    “These two haven’t followed a single command since we left Pretty Prairie, sir,” said an airman. “And now this one wants to fight.” He grabbed Charlie by the shoulder and stood him up.

    “Put them in the brig until we can sort them out,” said Colonel Cox.

    Three airmen shoved me and Charlie into what amounted to a chain-link cage. We each had a bed and a blanket. Where the bathroom was, I didn’t know, but I wished I had asked.

    They searched my pockets and took away the contacts in the medicine bottle. I hoped they would think it was only aspirin. We were now alone.

    “The weatherman is alive?” said Charlie.

    “I think he has a few more lives left to live,” I said as I looked around the cages for a way out.

    “Nice punch. I was hoping they would take us right to the brig.”

    “Anything else I can do?”

    “You can look for a way out of here.” Charlie looked around his cell and the warehouse they locked us in. I couldn’t find a door.

    “I’m guessing that guy isn’t your brother?”

    “Pretty sure. He favors him though.” I had decided there was no way the weatherman was Dan.

    “You keep saying that like you hope it’s true.” I thought Charlie made a point. Losing Dan with no trace in Afghanistan had left me and my mom and dad lost. It was too much to hope for a happy reunion.

    Still, the weatherman lacked some of Dan’s features, and he had no memory of some of our key exploits as kids. Memory loss? I think I was putting too much faith in hope.

    “We need to figure out how to escape.” I looked around the room and tried to push way the fence or twist around the posts. It was sturdy. Someone stretched the fence trying to kick through it. I pulled at the chain link and tried to stretch it more to free it from the post.

    “We don’t have a lot of time,” I said. “Charlie, find a camera and see if we’re being watched.”

    I turned over my bed to see if I could tear off a leg and use it to rip the fence. The aluminum leg bent off after a little effort. I used it as a lever to pull away the fence from the post.

     I made progress and soon one of the fence wires broke. I tore into it with more fury and snapped a few more wires. Now, I could grab the fence and pull it away from the post.

     A small hole formed against the wall. I pulled on the post trying to bend it in half. Soon, I could push my head through the hole. Two wiggles and I was outside the cell.

    “You made swift work of that,” said Charlie. “Now get me out.”

    I used the bed leg to work on breaking the lock holding Charlie in. It was a tough go, and the lock refused to break. Out of the corner of my eye I followed an arm reach around me and drag me to the ground. An airman had me pinned. I observed a hidden camera behind our cell.

    “Well Charlie, you missed a camera,” I said pushing back at the airman. I saw a second airman throw Charlie back into the cell. He bounced back from the fence, and judging from the look on his face, he knew he had messed up.

    The airman slammed me into the cell. He wrenched my arm around my back, as a steady stream of blue-uniformed sentries filled the space between me and Charlie.

    They rushed in and brought Charlie out holding his hands up. They had us and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

    I pulled away, and the guard held me as another brought down a baton in a swift thrust to my shoulders.

    I let out a groan and everything went black.

    I woke up in a huge computer room with various people twisting knobs, staring at screens, and recording measurements on tablets. The guards had taken off my cuffs, and I rubbed my sore neck. In the center of the room, nurses were intent on taking care of Dan, the weatherman.

    They cleaned his face and from his neck down he wore a white jumpsuit. The clothing appeared too white, and I thought they wrapped him in a cloud. I recalled the storm, the torn up clinic, and Dan going off to the Middle East.

    “I thought you were dead,” I said to Dan who acted like he did not hear me. I would have asked him again if Colonel Cox hadn’t boomed from behind me.

    “Oh, he’s very much alive.” The colonel walked around to block my view of the weatherman. “Only he’s not your brother.”

    I sort of knew this already although I still hoped it was Dan.

    “Well, you had me fooled.”

    “You know,” said the colonel. “We never even considered the two of you might run into each other.”

    “It is a mystery,” I said. “I suppose you’ve cloned my sister too?”

    “I wouldn’t call it cloning.” I scanned the room as the various scientists turned toward me.

    “More like artificial intelligence.”

    Part One – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Two – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Three – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Four – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Five – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Six – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Seven – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Eight – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing
    Part Nine – Jake Rutledge and the Guy with Bad Timing

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  • At Work

    At Work

    A Conversation

    “I’ve lost my cereal bowl. I had it Friday.”

    “Did you look in the refrigerator?”

    “You nailed it. I didn’t finish my soup.”

    “Those new extensions?”

    “Maybe.”

    “I don’t understand why you change color or length every week.”

    “It makes me more interesting.”

    “The water cooler took three minutes to give me hot water.”

    “It’s not sucking.”

    “Yeah, that’s what I meant.”

    “No. It’s not getting any air, so the water isn’t coming out.”

    “Well, that sucks. You know, I really don’t want this leftover soup.”

    “Dump it out.”

    “I should have done that when I was looking for a cereal bowl.”

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