Wordsmith Holler

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  • Retirement Tomatoes

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    His tomato plant stood in the middle of a mound of sand as a brittle stick with two wilted branches. He tried more water, which puddled around the stick. Water seemed to only lubricate the small grains before they cut into the base of the $2 plant. If a man could grow a field of potatoes on Mars, he should be able to grow a tomato. Or could he?

    Across from his garden, the neighbor grew tall corn, squash, and tomatoes. The garden bloomed with buzzing bees, ladybugs, and pesky worms. In comparison, his garden looked worse than a desert with cactus flowers and burnt grass. He grew dirt.

    The neighbor amended manure from rabbits, goats, and a horse mixed with straw. A goat would just eat the garden and he had no room for a horse. He decided he could raise rabbits.

    The price of one rabbit totaled $12 at the feed store. He bought two. The rabbit hutch cost $54 and the clerk warned him she couldn’t tell a male from a female. If he had two females, then great. Otherwise, he should expect kits in 30 days. More rabbits meant more manure, so he agreed. Rabbit feed totaled $16 a bag and fed four rabbits a month. He was now a rabbit farmer.

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  • That’s a Wrap

    His knee slipped and he hit the door frame hard.

    “Son of a bitch!”

    The unbalanced bag of dog food pulled him around the frame and into the stucco wall. The dogs bounced below his feet threatening to entangle him further. His knee and this new bump on his head each provided an equal measure of pain.

    He let out a sigh.

    Unfortunately, the abuse returned in the shower with the knee giving out again slamming his body into the wall. Another bump on his forehead.

    “This getting old sucks,” he shouted through the glass panels.

    Two more near slips and he was done. He climbed out of the shower wet, went back to bed, and called it a day.

    Copyright 2015, Michael S. Sommermeyer. All Rights Reserved.

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  • On the Path from Small to Large

    Small.
    Brownie Cottage.
    300 square feet.
    Enough room to sit.
    And maybe spin all around.
    The size of a gingerbread doghouse.
    If the dog was a small mastiff.
    A big dog with a very large appetite.
    With no place to store the dog food bags.
    The minimalists say we all could stand to slim down.
    That our mega mansions, stuff, and stacks of books signify waste.
    But the very thought of living in a one-room cabin frightens me:
    Like Thoreau living in an urban forest with no solitude or private pond.
    The stacks of books, hand selected, some with gold leaf edges are precious friends.
    Even if they spill off the shelves and pile up in towers on the floor.
    “You’re a hoarder,” say visitors who look down in disdain at my collection of wordy excess.
    And although I attempt to purge, sort, and reduce the pages, it is hard to part company.
    They all contain dreams, fantastic journeys, ginormous thoughts, hidden truths, ineffable fruit, obsolete wisdom, scientific hypotheses, and farce.
    Put them on a Kindle, they say, yet most are out-of-print, esoteric, or hand-me-down treasures.
    Which makes it all the more difficult to release them to a better place; a Goodwill, or a book sale.
    So they stand stacked like beleaguered sentries circled in spindly towers keeping silent watch over words cluttering the floor.
    They wait and watch with dread wondering when they will be released into the world and set free.
    Each knows I haven’t the courage to sort, pick, or drop any of them into a box.
    A certain belief none of them will be downsized to shoehorn them into a tiny house.
    Or are they mistaken to express this joyful expectation that they are so highly regarded?
    Unfortunately some must be labeled, screened, and stacked for certain delivery to the curb.
    The house must shrink from 3,500 to 1,700 squares, albeit not a one-room schoolhouse.
    It is still smaller than the library where the sentries now stand guard.
    The childhood adventures remain and the college texts with inspired margin notes.
    Each is carefully stacked next to the poems and dime-store mysteries.
    The free classics will find a home electronic and portable.
    Words stacked neatly alphabetical in my library virtual.
    I will sneak in some Steinbeck or Holmes.
    The rest will be donated for free.
    To give others pleasure or pain.
    The words will worm inward.
    To plant a seed.
    An inspirational spark.
    To think.
    Large.

    Copyright 2015, Michael S. Sommermeyer. All Rights Reserved.

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