Wordsmith Holler

Original Pulp Fiction

Category: My Craft

  • A Moment of Pure Truth

    A Moment of Pure Truth

    Christopher stood over the maze of workday and eyed the ocean. A thin fog cloud floated passed his perch on the 45th floor. On the docks, sea lions barked at tourists. East Bay traffic sought a faster path, ships hauled electronics in and almonds out, and the blood-red sun sunk into late afternoon north of the Golden Gate.

    In the conference room, five people sat in executive chairs around a table. Their faces reflected gloomy sullenness. They might as well said they intended two more hours of arguing and defensiveness. He crushed out his cigarette and flicked it into the wastebasket.

    A nervous man hunched from a camera with a stenographer perched to the side wearing a mask. Christopher thought he could use oxygen too. While the inventor told his story, the woman repeated what he said.

    “Does she have to do that?”
    “We need an accurate transcription,” said an attorney seated at the end.
    “Isn’t the video enough?”
    “I want to read it tonight.”

    Christopher rocked forward. He ran his right hand through his hair and looked over at the inventor. “Forget the transcriber, Mr. Wells. The quicker you answer, the faster we can get out of here.”

    The nervous man explained his one-of-a-kind process. It required this and that and one thing or the other. It mattered little to those at the settlement conference. The questions rolled, and the answers landed in a flat dud. Each person rubbed their eyes and wished for sleep.

    Christopher turned to the window daydreaming of places far from this evening. He watched the sun drop into the sea until the dying light filled the room.

    ~

    Five hours over the vermilion bridge, he opened the fabric roof. Clammers walked along the beach carrying clam guns and pails. They laughed in the ocean air. Christopher breathed deep taking in warm relief. The surf sweet. Sentries of redwoods stood on the cliff and a lone tree marched out to the shore. He longed to join its rush to the sea. Away from him, he picked up the faint smell of skunk. Humboldt County Fog, he guessed. A guy in a beanie and a girl in a flannel shirt smiled and waved.

    Christopher touched the solid dash. It was real, although, he still wore his virgin wool dress pants. He closed his eyes for a moment and opened them quick. A pair of 501’s replaced his wool pants. He looked in the mirror and dark sunglasses reflected his face. He settled into the car seat steering the wheel from the sand.

    The redwoods rose above the ocean. Ferns and grass bunched up crowding the road. The path intruded on the stillness giving way to silence. Sentries of trees towered until only darkness touched the sky. Christopher came to seek solace, and the forest ignored him.

    He slowed the car into a clearing. The tires crunched over cones, broken branches, and fronds. A hard thump echoed from the closing door. He regretted disrupting the surrounding cathedral.

    Christopher wandered over fallen timbers and rocks. Over a ridge he scanned for the forest tops watching the breeze sway each branch. The woods reached a a prominence beyond his imagination. He leaned against a trunk rounder than his stature. He followed the ridges and cliffs of bark as high as he could see. It never ended. Christopher guessed this tree stood stories tall long before his great-grandfather arrived in California.

    The width of the tree circled around and Christopher stepped over ferns as he rounded it. A black ant carried a golden speck of pollen at the end of a mile long trek. It rushed to disappear under the surface of leaves going deep into the humus. Christopher looked and failed to see the clearing’s starting point.

    A beam of light surrounded a smaller tree with a pathway from the sky. Dust and insects crisscrossed the dancing light. Christopher stood in awe breathing in the serenity.

    Christopher walked away from the big tree to stand under the light shaft. The illuminated tree as stood tall as the last one. This one though had the purest white branches. His shoulders shuddered, and every tree stepped back with appreciation and respect. He reached up stroking an albino cone of pure whiteness. Then a subtle spark passed through his hand twinkling in the light. Christopher rubbed together his fingers relishing the soft white powder. A jolt of energy flashed from the tips and floated to his core. He felt alive and full of wisdom.

    The light illuminating the ghost tree shown brighter, and he stood alone looking up. In the light glow, Christopher’s face expressed joy.

    ~

    “Is that what a nervous breakdown looks like?” asked Mr. Wells.

    Christopher jumped back from the table. The room became larger and the crowd surrounding him snapped to attention. The transcriber braced Christopher’s back as he sank into a chair confused. Everyone stared. A hand pushed him a glass, and he sipped the water allowing himself to return to the meeting.

    Christopher surveyed the balcony. Stars touched the rooftops of the city and a helicopter searched the bay. He pondered the outside while the others waited for him to say he was okay. Christopher cleared his throat and everyone turned to him.

    “Answers come at the strangest times,” he said.
    “How do you mean?” Mr. Wells asked.
    “All this means nothing. None of you should win.”
    “But we are so close.”
    “A settlement over a slight?”

    Christopher pushed himself from the table. He stood for a moment before the people seated opposite him. He nodded, smiled, and looked up. They followed his gaze to the ceiling tiles where his answer revealed itself to him but no one else. The others in the room only recognized a crisscross pattern.

    As they tried to understand the truth, Christopher gathered up his papers, turned away, and walked out the door.

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  • A Visitor Awaits

    A Visitor Awaits

    Bolsón de Mapimí, Chihuahuan Desert, Old Mexico

    The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. – Eden Phillpotts

    The desert wind blew warm and dry across his face layering grit on his chapped lips. He dropped the square bottle to his mouth and let the agave drip down his chin. The cold air bit into his bones. He wrenched the long robe tighter around him.

    “What’s that?” he shouted out as he spun into the wind. He cocked his head to the left listening for a voice. The bottle sloshed at his side.

    “Un visitante?”

    He laughed a high cackle and spun around with his arms outstretched as if to collect all the stars in the sky. The bottle swung up in the air and a stream of Mescal sprayed out into the wind raining down on him. The drops bounced off his nose and forehead. He looked up and watched a drop grow larger and land in his eye. He wiped his face and shook his hair. He shouted at the stars.

    “There are no visitors here. Nobody dares come into this hell-forsaken sand trap.”

    He laughed before listening again. There was nothing but the wind blowing past the field of creosote and ocotillo. The wind rubbed the plants together forming a low hum.

    “No me diga?”

    The man cocked a confused look toward the sky. He took a step and stumbled forward to his knees. The bottle dug into the sand. He listened to the wind.

    “You don’t say.”

    (more…)

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  • The Headless Maze Buster

    The Headless Maze Buster

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    I stand in my spot three quarters into the mystery maze. I hide in the dark, jump out, and scare the bejesus out of the little kids. My partner, Larry, hides across from me. He stands under three feet tall and dresses like a clown. He tells everyone he is height-challenged. I call him a dwarf. The correct term, I think, is person of short stature. I like dwarf. Larry doesn’t mind. He knows he is short.

    Last year, Larry came out of his corner and chased a real hot chick. She screamed. Oh, did she scream. His little legs following her so fast. We laughed a long time after that. Those were the best six weeks ever.

    Tonight we worked fast. A ton of people walked through the maze. We struggled to keep up. The maze is the least scary of all; more of a haunted house for babies. Fake blood on the walls, hanging string, and guys jumping out of the corners. In the next room, Charlie did his best to look trapped in a ghoul’s kitchen. He would flay about on the table and move his fake intestines back and forth as the kids walked by. Those intestines freaked me out in the dark. In the light you could tell they are just plastic ropes.

    Larry chased down a lot of kids his own height. He dislikes that. He likes it best when the mothers jump out of his way. Like I said, he gets a kick out of chasing the girls with blonde hair.

    The fast pace made our job hard. We barely got back into place before another group wandered in. Plus, the maze owner added a new guy to our room. It made it real awkward to move around. Up towered this big nasty looking dude wearing a canvas robe, a black hole with just two red eyes, and a large scythe. He might as well been a wall in the way. We kept tripping over each other. Larry ran into the guy and fell down more than once. The guy kept whipping the large scythe around the top of Larry’s head. And that evil laugh. He seemed to get a kick out of that laugh.

    So, here we were, trying to do our best to jump out and scare the kids and all the while trying to keep from running into each other. Larry ran out, the scythe came down, missing Larry by millimeters, and then I jumped out. Somehow we managed to scare quite a few kids. But it was hard work. All this worked like clockwork until the scythe came down, missed Larry, and hit a kid in the face. I heard a big thump and this small ball rolled to me; a bloody head with surprised eyes and a screaming mouth. The kids around me started screaming and the lights came on.

    The guy with the scythe ran out the maze and Larry hauled the kid’s body out of the way. I threw up on his head and you guys showed up. Now that I think about it, I don’t think it was such a good idea to have the angel of death here. He kind of took the fun out of it.

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  • Patiently Waiting in the Cupboard

    Patiently Waiting in the Cupboard

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    The mouse sat with the candle light filling his eyes. The light flickered in syncopation opposite his heartbeat with a fast shadow or a flash of color. He drew closer to the sound of laughter. He could be patient. If he sat still enough, and long enough, their eating and laughter would end. Nothing would disrupt his patience. He had to believe it. His wait could last a while.

    A wooden spoon, dipped in tomato gravy, danced before him. The blood-red sauce dripped down the handle. He flinched thinking fateful thoughts and brought his hands to his face. He dropped his head as a booming declaration bounced passed his ears emphasizing each period. The punctuation buzzed his brain, so he played with his mustache. He listened as the booming intonation echoed through the kitchen and rocked the spice rack with a deeper thrum.

    A crumb of lint sat next to him. He brought it up and touched it to his lips. Only a small wad of hair; a discarded piece of an idea. He tossed it to the side and watched it roll away. The shadow jumped back and forth quickly through the mouse hole in a frenetic dance.

    Then everything stopped. The animated sound quieted, and the booming became a snore. He heard a female’s unhappy sigh. The light went out.

    He inched closer to the jagged hole and poked his nose out. A cool breeze met his mustache. He shuddered. A few more steps, and he clampered out of the cupboard.

    He viewed the room. A table with a burned out candle sat in the middle where a large man slept in a seat. Crumbs littered the table next to a half-eaten plate of spaghetti with a large meatball sitting on a bed of red noodles.

    He spun around headfirst, dropped to the floor, smoothed out his mustache, and made sure no one saw him. The coast clear, he ran to the nearest chair and scampered up the side.

    The reddened edge of the spoon sat near the spaghetti. The sauce sitting in the dented ladle reminded him of his mother’s death. He twitched and made a wide arch around it and turned with relief once he safely escaped it.

    On the table, he stacked a few crumbs and tossed some Parmesan behind the candle. He climbed the mountain of spaghetti and rolled the meatball to his feast. He pondered for a moment on the risks and the wait.

    Then he ate.

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  • The Smell of Sage and Iron

    The Smell of Sage and Iron

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    The day-long truck ride started out as an adventure, then a journey, and after the third basin and range, it became a challenge to overcome boredom.

    Victor rolled down the window. He stuck his head out far enough for the wind to buffet his face. The blowing wind helped. He shuck off the grog and blinked a few times. The cool air made his face numb but the inside air made him sleepy.

    He reached back in and the heat hit again. He looked at the thermometer. Still more than 96 degrees. Was that inside or out? It didn’t matter. It was still hot.

    Not a car passed in two hours. The desert highway lived up to its name as the loneliest road and looking east across the playa, Victor saw the heat waves rising off the sand. Blue and green forms rose in a dance hypnotic and he ran too close to the edge. He pulled back with a sharp turn. Another mistake would either leave him awake or dead.

    He reached over for some water. The bottle felt light and only a sip remained. He took it, yet the little wetness only made him thirstier. He reached behind him for another bottle. Finding none, he licked the bottom of his front teeth and wet his tongue.

    To the west a few white clouds formed over the range. The sunlight made them transparent while dark patches below followed the clouds. In the shadows, the creosote and sage took on a dark shade of green and south of these white puffy clouds, a dark cloud filled the sky. The white clouds were rushing to join the darkness.

    Below the dark cloud, Victor saw mist and lines drifting down to the valley floor. Then a flash of light. And another. Lightening mixed with rain. He waited for the reply. Thunder sounded eight seconds after the flash so the rain fell eight miles away.

    He thought about the water. Refreshing and wet. Cold and dark; he longed to drink it.

    He punched his foot on the accelerator. The truck jumped and rushed forward. The wind blew faster beside the window.

    He stuck his head out again and a smell of dried wildflowers and iron filled his nose. The wind telegraphed the rain and brought a few drops to the pavement. They dropped and evaporated.

    In an instant, large drops fell on the windshield. A slow splat of drops hit in front of him and to the side. Each drop the size of silver dollars. A few more rain drops fell and then a torrent of rain.

    Victor let the water hit his face. The dust on his hair turned to mud and flowed past his forehead. He stuck his tongue out to catch a few drops.

    Thunder shook the truck. A flash of light and the rain started falling faster. Water drops filled the cab. Victor rolled up the window. He turned on the wipers. They failed to keep up with the falling water.

    A small road dipped down into the culvert and Victor slowed down to pull over. Off the road, he sat in the cab and watched the water hit the hood. It rippled down the side of the truck and pooled around him.

    He found a napkin and wiped down the door. The steering wheel was sticky. He tried wiping it off. The paper stuck to the wheel and tore off into strips. He tossed the waded paper onto the floor.

    The rain started to let up. Victor rolled down the window. He took a deep breathe of the smell of rain, mud and sage. A flash of light and thunder rocked the truck. He sat beside the road and looked as the sunlight flickered through the rain.

    Steam rose up off the pavement. Victor opened the door and walked to the back of the truck. A small puddle formed in the gravel. He pushed his boot toe through the water and it flowed off into the culvert.

    Victor reached into the bed for a used beer can. He shook it. Water sloshed back and forth in the bottom. Victor brought the can up and drank the water.

    The can smelled of rain and sage. He thought about the length of the journey. A smile turned up his lips and he walked back to the cab. With the rain, the trip became an adventure again.

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  • George Was A Good Man

    George Was A Good Man

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    Edna sucked in the soup. A large noodle stopped at her lip. She tried to tongue it into her mouth and couldn’t reach it. She slipped back into the chair and let out a long sigh.

    “I miss George.”

    Larry stood up and wiped off her mouth. He lifted her hand up and placed the linen in her lap. She forced a smile patting his hand. He left her chair and moved to the window.

    “George was a good man.”

    Edna tried to turn her head to look at her son. “Would you mind showing me the pictures?”

    Larry looked around his mother’s room. A picture of him and the kids in a frame on an old oak table. A white knitted doily circled the frame. On it another picture of a young George. He wore black Caterpillar hat and a blue jean jacket. He never smiled. He was too busy working.

    (more…)

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  • Can You Hear Me Now, Hollywood?

    Can You Hear Me Now, Hollywood?

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    A loud sneeze sent a nose full of snot onto the steering wheel and the windshield. James pushed the phone away from the explosion and the rain of mucus.

    “Are you gonna be all right?” Sally snickered through the phone.

    “Damn ragweed.” James looked around for a tissue. He also tried not to run his hand through the sticky mess on his steering wheel. “I’m blowing my nose or snorting up salt water.”

    He dug through the console for a napkin or any kind of paper. He found nothing to wipe his mess.

    James clicked on the speaker button and dropped the phone on the passenger’s seat. He moved his left hand through the snot on the wheel. James shook his hand onto the floor and yelled into the phone.

    “I don’t have time for this crap.” The snot now covered his pant leg. “Email Mike the job, call my doctor, and find me a box of tissues.”

    James turned his convertible onto Mulholland Highway and headed north. The other end of the line was silent.

    “I’m in a hole,” he said. “I’ll pop out in a moment.”

    The cell towers often dropped calls and Sally waited. She figured he would always call back.

    The sun was shining through the dried yellow mucus on the windshield to create a rainbow on his dash. He looked at the light and ignored the bungalows and exclusive homes of Beachwood Canyon.

    James turned a few more times up the winding road. He reached for the phone and caught static. After a few more turns, a voice came through.

    “He says he won’t do it this time.” Her voice sounded distant.

    “What does that mean?” he shouted. “Of course, he will. There’s no one else.”

    “I think it will cost more this time.”

    “It shouldn’t cost more than last time.” He looked at the screen. “The job hasn’t changed.” He slapped the phone on the wheel and turned the car to the right. He corrected before he clipped two bikers on their way to the Hollywood sign.

    “Email him again and make it clear,” James yelled.

    He pulled into a far parking spot at Lake Hollywood Park and stopped the car.

    James fell out of the car along with a stack of bent coffee cups. A wadded up napkin followed the empties and blew off toward the grass. He stumbled up grabbing the wad and ripped it apart. With the paper remains, he dabbed at the steering wheel.

    “You still there?”

    He made out a silent sigh.

    “Good, we can iron this out.”

    He explained how Mike had no excuse to refuse.

    “It’s easy.” James talked with his arms. He waved his left hand in the air.

    “He parks on the fifth floor under the camera.”

    “Uh, huh.”

    “No one will notice him get out.”

    “Uh, huh.”

    “He takes the box with him and inches along the wall.”

    “Why doesn’t the camera see him?” she said.

    “It’s pointed out at the cars and not the wall.”

    “Oh,” she said. He could tell she did not understand.

    “The camera points across the garage,” he explained. “It doesn’t pick up on things too close.”

    “I get it.”

    He lost track of the next step. James thought he should do it himself.

    “No one will see him coming,” he said, while pushing his finger toward the ground.

    “I’m not sure everything will fit in the box,” she said.

    “They came in the box.” James clinched his eyes and rubbed his forehead. “Why is there a problem?”

    “The canisters are too big and he can’t put his mask in the box with everything too,” she said.

    “Have him wear the mask and carry the box.”

    A small boy and man passed him in the parking log carrying a kite. James looked up at the sky. A few clouds floated up from the ocean. It was a nice day for playing in the wind.

    “Canisters?” James asked. “They’re cupcakes, for crying out loud,” he shouted. “Just have him carry the cupcakes, wear his superhero mask, and surprise her.”

    “Cupcakes?” she asked.

    “Yes, a dozen red velvet with the yellow baby bottle sugar decorations.” Sometimes she exasperated him.

    “Do you think you can pass this on Mike?”

    James detected dead silence on the other end of the phone and he wondered if Sally understood him. He raised his head and stared at the clouds. He shook his head dumbfounded. James wondered why everything with her required so much energy.

    “Sally?” he asked. She had to know her own name. Sometimes she drove him nuts. He looked around the park for a closer cell tower.

    “Sally? James enunciated to make sure she understood him. The pause lasted a long time.

    The voice on the other end of the line cleared her throat.

    “This isn’t Sally.”

    He pulled his phone away and brought it back to his ear. What did she mean, this isn’t Sally? James listened to a man in the background tell the woman to shut up and the phone went dead.

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  • Beyond the Faded Wallpaper

    Beyond the Faded Wallpaper

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    Sunday mornings I rest; no talking, no movies, and no human interaction. Once the dogs wake me, I lie on my pillow and stare upwards. Last Sunday, I counted 337 holes in the ceiling tile around the light. So far, the number hasn’t changed. Over the past few weeks, sounds are richer. Birds share greetings, and leaves slap against each other. Bees hesitate among the flowers, and I swear the hedge hides a family of crickets.

    On this particular morning, I perceived a slight wheeze. Not a loud whistle, but closer to your grandma dozing in an overstuffed chair. A light pat pat interrupted the wind followed by a pause and then a single pat. The pats punctuated the sound; an infrequent rhythm and seemed to come from above me.

    Climbing on the bed, I steadied myself by grabbing the bedpost. I ran my fingers along the wall and noticed a short tag. I ripped it away. The hissing noise grew louder and the pat pat stopped. I peered through the hole, and recognized nothing other than darkness.

    As I glanced sideways, I noticed a flash of light. A room waited for me. Hesitant and anxious, I listened. I only caught the sound of air rushing through the opening.

    Outside a dog barked and I startled before climbing up the spot. My arm hung limp as I fingered the hole. If anyone planned to jump me, I lacked any advantage.

    With my finger blocking the opening, I no longer heard the sucking noise. I pulled it from the hole and the wind became louder. I moved my finger over it, then away tapping out a dance beat. As much fun as this was, I realized I wanted to know what was on the other side.

    I picked at more pieces of wallpaper and reached into the break with my hand. I stood tiptoe. Nails stuck through and I touched their sharp ends. Clutching the wallpaper, I smashed through the opening and saw a small room.

    I entered the dusty dark interior and a damp, dirty breeze hit my nose. It smelled like potting soil, and as my eyes adjusted to the room, I saw a bassinet. Cobwebs rose from the child’s bed and a mirror flashed light from a small window. A rusted metal dish, wooden spoon, and tin cup had been tossed in front of a rocking chair where a child’s skeleton sat.

    I approached the desk where a child had scrawled my name. Was this a dream?

    I woke with a start.

    Then, I took a deep breath, looked to spot anyone watching, and counted the ceiling tile holes once again.

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