For My Girl From Texas
There once was a girl from Texas
Who often spoke fondly of her exes,
Tall ones and short ones
Cowboys and oil barons
Too bad they can’t all buy her a Lexus.
I spied an old mule in a field
Fighting a bee that wouldn’t yield
He bobbed left and right
Shaking with all of his might
If only he had a bee net to wield.
Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh
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