Tagged: dialogue

Buddy, The Rottweiler, and Charlie, the Dachshund, Find a Snack 0

A Conversation

“It’s really only a matter of time before they take that away.”

“Nah, they don’t even see me.”

“They seem to know when you’re into something you’re not supposed to be in.”

“It’s the silence. Go make some noise. Scratch your crotch or something.”

“It doesn’t itch.”

“Don’t just stand there watching me. Go somewhere else.”

“I can’t. It’s so fascinating.”

“In what way?”

“How you can get that whole thing in your mouth.”

“Easy really.”

“How so?”

“I suck in the head first then hide the legs with my tongue.”

“Ope, she’s coming over now.”

“Buddy, spit out Missy’s doll.”

“I told you she’d notice.”

“I’ll get it back. No one will want it covered in spit.”

“True. Give me a lick.”

“Oh, you’re going to love the taste of this one.”



The Cure for Back Pain 0

A Conversation

“I’m just going to take a quick walk to stretch my back.”

“Does your chair tighten you up too?”

“Something awful.”

“I heard a rumor we might get new chairs.”

“I heard it too.”

“Either they give us new chairs or they supply us with an unlimited supply of Ibuprofen.”

“Honestly, either optionĀ couldn’t hurt.”