Poetry

Limericks for my Leprechauns

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My mother’s family was from Ireland. Although I think she would have a cringed a bit at these limericks. Isn’t a Limerick supposed to be bad?

 

limericks

 

Limericks

For My Girl From Texas

There once was a girl from Texas

Who often spoke fondly of her exes,

Tall ones and short ones

Cowboys and oil barons

Too bad they can’t all buy her a Lexus.

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Mule Days

I spied an old mule in a field

Fighting a bee that wouldn’t yield

He bobbed left and right

Shaking with all of his might

If only he had a bee net to wield.

 

 Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh

St. Patrick’s Day courtesy of Pixabay.com

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