Coconut Macaroons

A Conversation

“Have you ever noticed the more you chew the bigger the bite expands in your mouth?”

“What do you mean?”

“I’ve been chewing this cookie forever and it just seems to get bigger.”

“Take smaller bites.”

“I tried that already.”

“Stop eating the cookie.”

“But it is so good.”

“No, seriously. Stop!”

“Wha do ya mean?”

“I think you’re allergic.”

“I ben eatin cocont my wole li.”

“Call 9-1-1. This coconut macaroon is killing him.”

“Bu itso goud.”

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Michael S. Sommermeyer

Michael Shawn Sommermeyer writes fast fiction, observations, poetry, mysteries, fantasies, and science fiction. He focuses on oddities, unbelievable facts, strange phenomenon, discoveries, and the people who wander uneven worlds. He ponders the dreams of mythmakers and explores what the every person dreams about. He writes fiction for and has written scientific and technical writing for a number of magazines.

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